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Happy 4th USA

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 4, 2009, 8:01 AM



::Ramblings::


Time for all of us Americans to take a day off to reflect on our independence, and then bbq, drink beer, and blow shit up.

The week following Independence Day is tons of fun. Always news articles about some mouth breather that lost his fingers because he thought it would be cool to hold a cherry bomb when it went off. Or the dumbasses on youtube that suffer second and third degree burns on their ass because they thought it would be cool to fire a pop bottle rocket from the crack of their ass.

I'm not gonna lie and act like I'm smarter than that. I've done some stupid shit with firecrackers as well when I was younger. Mostly having roman candle/bottle rocket wars with friends. Sure, we coulda lost an eye, but we were smart enough to know that if you stick a bottle rocket in yer ass you were gonna get burned.

There's just something about firecrackers that makes us yokels toss common sense right out the window.

I'm not even gonna talk about the braindead crap we used to do with potato guns...

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::Weekly Favorites::


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  • Mood: Lonely
  • Listening to: Korn, Zombie, PM5K
  • Reading: scripts
  • Watching: NFL, GH, GHI
  • Playing: with my bellybutton lint
  • Eating: chicken
  • Drinking: tea

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:iconnemesis12:
I'm personally not a big fan of fireworks, especially when my dumb ass neighbors decide to do them every single night, and said fireworks are illegal.

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:iconmuady:
Oh you country folk and your shenanigans. As i kid i loved to blow stuff up on new years. Its when i got out all my army men and gave them post traumatic stress syndrome
:iconcopperthistle:
I'm pretty sure failblog.org or epicfail.com will provide hours of entertainment at said mouth breathers' expense. I can't wait!

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:iconwildturkey99:
Yes its like a war zone here, the rednecks are having one hoot of a time. its all fun & games until Jethro blows off his foot standing on some homemade firecracker...

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Ambition is the last refuge of failure..-Oscar Wilde
:iconphrostie:
Happy 4th of July!!!

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New Havoc, Better Chaos
:iconmechangel2002:
Potato guns? :o

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Diana Greenhalgh, professional inker
:iconvikthor:
Well, our Independence day's this 9th, but no one really gives a shit around here, so we don't celebrate it (I mean, sure it's a holiday and there are parades and stuff but, fireworks? Yeah, that'd be the day!).

That being said, I really like seeing fireworks in the night, though I can't enjoy them cause one of my dogs is afraid of the noise and spents the whole damn time crying and barking...

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:iconsketchartist76:
You had a Tator Gun..god me too...we used to shoot those blue ruber balls out of em. Fun fun fun in the south :D.

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:iconmichiganj24:
Lets not forgot the guy who stored his firewroks he bought the previous year in his grill and then forgot about till he tossed in a match that next year

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